IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, I'D GO BACK IN TIME AND BUY 10 000 BITCOIN AND THEN COME BACK AND TAKE IT OUT. BUT THEN I WOULD HAVE TO MAKE UP A BELIEVABLE AND LEGAL STORY ON HOW I CAME IN POSSESSION OF THIS BITCOIN. AND AFTER I GET ALL THAT SORTED OUT, I'D IMMEDIATELY MOVE OUT AND GET A SKITZ HOUSE WHEREVER AND GO TO EACH OF MY FRIENDS AND TELL THEM "YOU CAN KEEP ON TRYING TO GET YOUR DEGREE IN SCHOOL AND WHATEVER AND CONTINUE DOWN THAT PATH... OR YOU CAN SAY FUCK THAT ANDD CUM LIVE WITH ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND WE JUST FUCKING LIVE LIKE KINGS
"AND WE DO.