U KNO WEN U BE ORDERIN A UBER-PET BY ACCIDENT AND THE GUY CUM AND HE LIKE WHERE YO PET AND U LIKE IM A HUMAN, CAN I STILL GET IN? AND THEN U LIKE IN THE BACK IN A CAGE CUZ HE GOT NO SEATS AND U GOTTA BOWL OF WATER AND SUM TREATS AND THEN U GET STUCK IN HEAVY TRAFFIC AND U RLY HUNGRY SO YOU EAT A COUPLE TREATS AND THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD. AND U RLY JUST IN AN UBER PET MAN, LIKE FUK.