Sunday, March 23, 2025

Hark! Forsooth, I, the noble Gavinator, must cast aside these baggy breeches, else shall I ne'er pass the gate of yon lively tavern, where the fairest maidens doth gather. Yet, prithee, how shall I woo these comely wenches if mine raiments be devoid of that most sacred essence—swag?

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