sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I NEED TO HIRE SUMONE TO EAT MY BOOGERZ

I see an elderly Indian woman in a John Cena t-shirt and my eyes start watering.

SO WHILE I WAS WAATCHING THE MOVIE WATCHMEN I WAS FADED AS FUCK AND THEN THE WHOLE TIME I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE I HAD A WHOLE DREAM SCENARIO THAT POPED UP IN MY MIND, WHERE ALL OF HOLLYWOOD PUT MONEY INTO THAT MOVIE, CUZ YK LIKE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE WHO READ THE SCRIPT AND SHIT THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE YK KINDA LIKE MARVEL BUT NOT MARVEL BUT LIKE AN ALTERNATIVE MARVEL AND THEY WERE GONNA HAVE THEIR OWN FRANCHISE. AND IT WAS GONNA BE ALTERNATIVE, AND IT BE DIFFRENT FROM THE OTHER ONES AND JUST SUMTHING REALLY DIFFRENT. AND EVERYONE SEEMED TO REALY LIKE IT. AND ALOT OF PEOPLE PUT MONEY IN THE MOVIE AND IT GOT KINDA THIS CRAZY BUDGET. AND THEN U KNOW LIKE ROLLING CAME ABOUT, FIRST TRAILER DROPPED AND IT STILL LOOKED SICK AND GOT ALOT OF HYPE AND STUFF LIKE THAT. BUT THEN FINALLY WHEN THE MOVIE RELEASED, THE PLOT LIKE WASNT AS GOOD AND THE PLOT SEEMED TO JUST CONNECT PARTS OF THE TRAILER AND STUFF LIKE THAT AND IT WAS KINDA JUST OFF. AND THE MOVIE KINDA BOMBED AND DIDNT DO AS WELL AS THEY THOUGHT. BUT ALSO, PEOPLE WHO LIKE MADE THE MOVIE THEY BLAME THE MOVIE BOMBING BECAUSE OF AVATAR CUZ AVATAR RELEASED LIKE AT THE SAME TIME PERIOD AND KINDA YK IT KINDA STOLE THE HYPE AWAY. AND THATS WHAT THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE AND PEOPLE WHO MADE THE MOVIE AND PUT MONEY INTO IT THEY BLAME IT ON THAT, CUZ OF AVATAR RELEASING AT THE SAME TIME. BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY CUZ THEIR MOVIE WAS LACKING! AND THATS WHY WATCHMEN BOMBED AND HOW IT LOST ITS HYPE.

BERNICE WILL CUM 4 US ALL

FOR ARE SINS

SUPERMAN ALTER EGO DARRYL JONES

I SO FADED

PEPE

 FATHER LIKE 

DESPICABLE VOMI

 

DREAM GIRL

 NO SAMABAS ONLY PUMA😜

I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING

MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS 12 AND MY FAVORITE COLOUR IS ALL OF THEM

 BUT FUCK 12!

cred: mat_blog

AND FUCK DA RAINBOW, I AINT GAY HOMO!

URWELCUM BLACK PPL FOR DA N-WORD. YALL LOVE DAT SHIT

AT MY SKOOL WE HAD A LOCKDOWN CUZ A SQUIREEL GOT IN DA SKOOL

 

SHOULD I ACKNOWLEDGE THE PATH OF WISDOM

 

it leads to zephyr

CAN-INDIA

U THINK THERES ALOT OF INDIANS IN CANADA NOW? WAIT TILL THEIR BABYS START MAKING BABIES AND THEN THEYLL BE 1/4 OF THE FUCKING PEOPLATION. AND U GONNA SEE ALOT MORE BLAISANS CUZ ASIAN MEN LOVE BLACK WOMEN CUZ THEY VOLUPTUOUSS AND BLACK WOMEN LOVE ASIAN MEN CUZ THEY CAN SLAVE THEM AROUND AND MOLD THEM. PLUS WHITE PPEOPLE DONE WITH PROCREATING, WE DID THAT FOR AGES AND LIKE WE DONE ENOUGH. NOW WHITE PEOPLE JUST BE LIKE ADDICTS .  WHITE PEOPLE LOOOOVVVVEEE WEED.

WHITE PEOPLE DIDNT SMOKE WEED BEFORE IT GOT LEGALIZED.

THAT LITTLE RAT LOCKED ME OUTSIDE. OHHH HII REMY!WHY DID YOU LOCK ME OUTSIDE? WHAT?. YOU LOCKED ME OUTSIDE' AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED BLAMING ME.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING

SPEAK LOVELY

A LIFE WITHOUT WATCHING KILL BILL HIGH

 IF U EVER WANT TO MAKE DA GAVINATOR REAL FUCKING ANIXOUS IS TO GET HIM REAL FKN FADED AND THEN PUT ON KILL BILL

I FEAR KILL BILLS SATURATION

 
BRO I CANT EVEN WATCH THIS MOVIE CUZ I BE WATCHING IT FADED BUT THE SATURATION AND COLOURS BE TOO POSSESIF. AND TAKE OVER MY BRAIN,. 

R.A.T. BEER

 

RAWMAN & GAVINATOR CREATION

SELDOM

EULOGIZE

JIBES

THE TEARS CUM ROLLIN DOWN AT THE SOUND OF THE SECOND "PEW"

PLAY FLUTE THEN PEW
TRY NOT TO CRY

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NICE DAY IN OTTAWA

WHO IS #1 HUMAN?

join together by means of a dovetail.

 

MAT_B DA JEW STOLE MA DAMN BEAVER MONEY

Hark! Forsooth, I, the noble Gavinator, must cast aside these baggy breeches, else shall I ne'er pass the gate of yon lively tavern, where the fairest maidens doth gather. Yet, prithee, how shall I woo these comely wenches if mine raiments be devoid of that most sacred essence—swag?

FIRST I SPLIT THE G THEN I SPLIT YOUR V

 

BRUH U KNOW HOW IM ALWAYS TRYNNA REACH SPACE MODE. BRUH WE LIVE IN SPACE

 

WAT DA FUK I THOUGH THAT WAS A TRANSGENDERMAN

 

THANKGOD THERE ISNT NO RAPE EXIBIT IN NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM

OPTIMISTIC PARK

OPTIMISTIC BLUNT

LETS GO PARTY TIME YEH BOUTA FEAST ON NOWRUZ YUH YUH DIS GNA BE LIT GONNA GET MA EAT ON ON DAT IRANIEN DELICASIES YUH EAT DAT GRASSE. DIS DA SAME DIET DA COWS ON. PRODUCE THE MILK. YUH GRAIN AND GRASS. YUH GRAIN AND GRASS. YUH GRAIN AND GRASS YUH AND APPLES YUH

LET THE BLOG WAR CUMMENCE!

Fart cig

 Last puff

The 0nion Blog: This dude been smokikin wayyyy to much mf got onon...

The 0nion Blog: This dude been smokikin wayyyy to much mf got onon...:  

AXLEROD

 

DENUNCIATION

NOSTRADAMUS

raw man reveale to me your flame

 

10DOLLAR LADY

 

SHE IS WHITE!

...

NAH, SHE PURPLE

PURPLE AS CAN BE SHE IS A LADY. SHE IS CANADIAN ROSA PARK. YO U TRYNNA MEET UP? YEH WHERE AT? WE AT ROSA PARKS RN, PULL UP! WHERE DAT AT??? GOTE GOTE GOTE. BRO GUYS I JUST HAD SEX LAST NIGHT WITH NUNYA, SHE HOT AS FUCK GODDAMN AND HER VULVA IS SO SMALL! 

I KNOW ONE WHEN I SMELL ONE

 

JESUS NEVER FUKCING MEDIATED HE JUST FUKIN KILLED EVERYONE

 

HIS PENIS IS INSIDE THAT BABY!!!!!!!211Y22122 911 WAT YO EMERGENCY. YEH JESUS RAPIN A CHILD. WE GOTTA CANCEL HIS ASS (AS A BLACK MAN AND GAYMAN!) JESUS INSULTED ME AND WE SHOULD  KILL HIUM. OKA BLACK MAN AND.. ALSO GAY!WE SHOULD LISTEN TO U AND DO EEVERYTHING U SAY. 

PUT HIM ON DA CROSS. CROSS HIS LEGS AND MAKE HIM PAY. PUT A BABY IN HIS PENIS HOLE AND MAKE HIM PAY!

 

Pinnacle love story 

Between ASIAN man and woman. Love and romantic time. In heaven of da buddha

She play flute so wellll!. 

he can whistle so gooood!.

Dolce gabana.

Sweet sweet love

sweet sweet love

sweet sweet love

sweet sweet love

sweet sweet love

sweet sweet love

sweet sweet love

sweet sweet love

Pinnaclepinnaclepinnaclepinnaclepinnacle

pinnaclepinnaclepinacle

COREY GUEI

 

OUUULLLAAALLLAAAAA JE NE SAIS PAS!

I HAVE REACHED TOTAL COMPLETENESS

MY FAVORITE MODDE OF CUMMUNICATION IS EMAIL

THE SQUIREL FROM ICE AGE AND THE NUT IS A DEPICTION OF DRUG ADDICTION

 

SUM DUDE IS WATCHING

LIFE IS AN ENDEAVOUR

 

AT WHAT TIME DO WE SWITCH FROM COFFEE TO BEER

 

U GOTTA GET DE-EDUCATED

 

WE ARE ONLY OFFERED WAT IS NEAR THE TRACK

 

U GOT CUM ON YOUR BACK

SO MANY CACOW

 

FAME IS GOING TO MY HEAD

HUMBLE LIKE MURS

BITCH GET ON DA BED

LEMME PUT ON MY BURS

N BEZ

U GOT SUM YOUR HEAD

LEMME SLAP DA SHIT OUTYEH

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE FADED

 

AFTER A MASSAGE I GIVE U A CHEEZEBURGER

 

I DONT LIKE THE FEEL OF STEEL

 

NEVER SWIM 30 MINS BEFOR EATING: IT MESSES WITH THE ARTERIES

A SHIT N A VAPE

PURA VIDA

IM NOT PUTTING MY PENUS IN PEOPLE

DID GARY QUEEN FAGNATE THE WORLD