Sunday, December 15, 2024

BEER

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RIP DA 0NION




 REST IN PINUS, OH SWEET 0NION B0Y WE L0ST HIM T00 S00N WHEN HE BUILD A SHITTY MOFAKIN PC AND DAT SHIT BLEW UP AND FRIED HIS ASS. FRIED ONIONS. THE SHITTYNESS OF THE BUILD WAS SO BAD IT MELTED HIS WHOLE BODY IN TO SOUP. FRENCH 0NION S0UP. THE EXPLOSION SHOOK THE FOUNDATION OF HIS HOUSE AND SO IT SQUISHED HIM LIKE A BURGER. BUN, CONDIMENT, 0NI0N, PICKLES, CHEESE, PATTY, TOMATO, LETTUCE, CONDIMENT, BUN. WHILE HIS SHITTYBUILT RTX3019 BLEW DA FUK UP (BAD BUILT) HE WAS TRYNA SUCK HIS 0NION, AND GOT SQUISHED IN A CERCULAR SHAPED A BIT LIKE A RING. ONION RING.

DIGGIDY DONG DONG

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

WHENS LIKE THE NEXT FUCKIN ECLIPSE MAN LIKE FUK DAMN THIS BOUTTA BE A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY

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THE GREAT WAR OF BOSTON PIZZA


EVERY LESSON WILL BE BROUGHT UPON YOURSELF

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Tuesday, December 3, 2024

MAGIC ISNT REAL

SANTA IS A SEAL

SCARS DONT HEAL

A BABY COW IS A VEAL

GREEN + BLUE IS TEAL

LOWBALL 2 GET A DEAL

FAMISHED;JUST WANT A MEAL

STRUCK;NOW I WEAL

I LIVE LIFE WITH ZEAL


HOW MANY BEERS FOR BEER BELLY???

 Is it the End of the Beer Belly? Scientists from Uruguay Created a  Low-carbohydrate BeerYALL GAVINATORS WOULD WANT ME TO ADD A PICTURE LIKE THIS SO IT'S MORE VISUAL N SHIT. BUT DAMN, THE ART IS IN THE WORDS MAN. I DONT NEED NO MODERFOKIN PHOTO EVIDENCE TO BACK MA SHIT UP. 

READ, AND PONDER. ENJOY THE LITTERITURE