O SWEET OMELLITTA, MIZZUS BUBKISS U ARE SO SEXY U KNO IT BABEYÉ.CUM ON BABOUSHKA OPEN DAT VAGINA

 

JIMINY CRICKET AT YOUR SERVICE!

 

THIS DUDE() BE LIK "I LOVE BIG BREASTS AAND SMALL VAGINE"

AMAZONIAN ENTREPRISE

BROOOO WAT IN DA WIZARDS OF WAVERLEY PPLAACE ISS LARRRRY BIIIRDDD DOINNNN??????????

BOUNCY COUNSEL

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Please help me I’m addicted to Wi-Fi. Please bring me to the Internet Doctor.

 

WHAT ARE THE MOST SCRAMBLED EGGS EVER U CAN THINK OF?

IM TRYNA GET PUSSY,ITSCOOL

                

 

LEAVES LEAVE YOU, STICKS STICK BY YOUR SIDE

 

OHHHH NOOOOO ALIENNSSS ARE ATTTACKINNGGG GMAILLLL!!!!!!!

 

WHILE ATTACKING GMAIL THE ALIENS SAW A BRIGHT FLASHING LIGHT FAR AWAY IN THE GALAXY, IT WAS AN EXPLODING STAR. IN THIS BLISS OF ETERNAL GLORY, THEY REALIZED THEN THAT THIS ANGER AND HATRED FOR GMAIL WAS USELESS. THEY WANTED TO TAKE THESE EMOTIONS AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING GOOD. AND SO, WITH THIS NEW OUTLOOK ON LIFE THE ALIENS TRAVELLED FAR AND FAR THROUGH THE GALAXY TO A QUAINT LITTLE PLANET. THERE THEY OPENED UP AND CO-OWNED A STORE THAT WAS HALF COFFEE SHOP HALF BOOK STORE, AND LIVED HAPILLY EVER AFTER .

A PORTAL INTO MY INNER SOUL

 A LAMP SHADE INTO MY INNER PAST

 A PALM TREE INTO MY INNER FUTURE

 ,,,

 A QUADRILLION TRI-FOLDS

 DOOMED INTO ETERNITY

IM A SPELL MAKER

 

MY MOM HAS DIABETES. I DONUT

 

DOWNTON ABBEY

 

PEOPLE DONT LIKE WATCHING MOVIES THAT ARE FULLY SET ON AIRPLANES, IT MAKES THEM CLOSTERPHOBIC AND OVERWHELMINGLY UN-EASY